Portal Gun

(Sung to the tune of the Spider Man theme song.  Lyrics here.)

Portal Gun, Portal Gun
I've got a fucking Portal Gun
Pop in here, pop out there,
I can go anywhere,
Look out!
I've got a Portal Gun.

Is it fun?
Listen dude,
So hooked I forget about food.
Can you get way up there
Hell, I can walk on air
Check this
I've got a Portal Gun.

In the damp underground
Evil bot I must fight
Perfect angle is found
Walk on through, its so tight!

Portal Gun, Portal Gun
I've got a fucking Portal Gun
Outside world
I forget
This can't be done I bet

Wait just a minute I see it now
I finally figured out how
Warm up that Portal Gun!